This list includes video games and movies. If it included television it wouldn’t be a list, it’d be a book. Besides, television stars aren’t people and they don’t deserve the same consideration as the women in Hollywood. Several of the women listed are from the same movie. There are no fat ugly women vampires OR vampires only attract the finest tail, you be the judge.
Nyssa (Leonor Varela) Blade II
Leonor hasn’t done anything else worth noting other than being hot and being in Blade II. Blade II wasn’t a great movie but it did feature the directing styles of none other than Guillermo del Toro. Leonor also comes from a very long line of gorgeous South Americans. She’s not Brazilian but she is from Chile.
Rayne Bloodrayne Series
Rayne has been on Games 4 Guys before. Most notably for being one of the hottest creations in video games. Regardless, she is certainly eligible for this list whether she is portrayed by a real person or not.
Selene (Kate Beckinsale) Underworld series
Kate Beckinsale can’t act for shit. That really doesn’t mean much considering no one has ever watched one of her movies because of the compelling story, art direction, or incredible casting. We here at Games 4 Guys are waiting with bate breath for when her career has gone far enough down hill that she poses for Playboy, or even better Penthouse.
Dracula’s Bride (Monica Bellucci) Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Francis Ford Coppola has had some hits and misses in recent years. His 1992 rendition of Dracula is definitely a hit. There are several hot vampires in that movie. Most notably Dracula’s other brides, Lucy, and a young Winona Ryder playing Mina. They are all overshadowed by Monica Bellucci. I remember watching this movie when I was a kid. Even then, before I was eligible for puberty, I knew she was one of the sexiest women alive and still is today at nearly 50.
Danica Talos (Parker Posey) Blade Trinity
It may just be me, but I think Parker Posey and Elizabeth Banks are long lost sisters. Mmm, Elizabeth Banks. Parker was in Blade Trinity, Jessica Biel included, the only reason to watch that piece of shit is for the women.
Santanico Pandemonium (Salma Hayek) From Dusk Till Dawn
After turning into a vampire at the turn of the movie, Santanico was super ugly. The whole 3 minutes leading up to her turning was cinema gold. Unfortunately, From Dusk Till Dawn wasn’t rated R because of a gratuitous display of Salma’s remarkable tits, sign.
Akasha (Aaliyah) Queen of the Damned
It is really a shame she was taken before her time. I’m not saying that because I’m sentimental. It’s a crime every time a woman that looks that good dies. We won’t get a sex tape, nor will we get to see her pose for Playboy.Solina (Jennifer Esposito) Dracula 2000
I haven’t seen the piece of shit called Dracula 2000 and I don’t expect anyone has. What I do expect is that at the very least you recognize Jennifer Esposito. Not for being an actress but for being hot… andmaybe for her brief affiliation with Bradley Cooper. She’s hot and she’s Italian. Much like Monica Bellucci, she can be classified as “spicy.”
Valerie Sharpe (Jeri Ryan) Dracula 2000
Jeri Ryan can actually act proven in Star Trek:Voyager as Seven of Nine. She found herself playing a vampire inDracula 2000. Everybody needs to eat so I’m not going hold that against her. She can however hold those remarkable breasts against me for as long as she wants.
Aleera (Elena Anaya) Van Helsing
For the life of me I can’t find anything else Elena has been in. Her IMDB page says she’s done other stuff but none of that is worth caring about. What you should care about is her looks. Like every other woman on this list she’s a dime.
Sadie Blake (Lucy Liu) Rise
I’ve never seen Rise. There’s a trend to notice here; shitty vampire movies usually have a wealth of hot women. Also note, “shitty” and “vampire movie” are synonymous and somewhat redundant. Either way, Lucy Liu played a vampire in Rise. One of very few oriental vampires and definitely the hottest.
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